Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1183 views
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Girl: Papa 1 Larka baar baar mujhe I LOVE YOU Bolta Hai.
Kya Karon?
Papa: Beta Us se shadi kar le.
Zindagi Main agar dobara bol de to Mera Naam Badal Dena. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..
Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
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Larka Ruka Or Bola:
serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi thi. pandit-kaho "mera apna sab kuch apni patni ko deta hun"
peeche se aawaz aai: "lo bechare ki cycle bhi gayi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The First Parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?", Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agr b.v k zuban band ho jae to
nabz zaroor check kar len.. Ho sakta hai azadi mil jae.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Geo Tv ka wo konse programs he jin k nam
khawateen lene se hich kichati hain?
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"HUM SUB UMEED SE HAIN".
or
'AAJ RAAT KAMRAN KHAN K SATH'.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche
Q hote the ?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sonay k baad bi us k hath ka angutha hilta raha
faraz
us ko 15 rupee me 1000 sms karne ki adat ho gai thi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)